Today was the big day for Brian's cousin John and his bride Cheryl. Joshua looked very handsome in his tuxedo (When asked what he liked most about the wedding he said "The clothes" ) and looked very cute and innocent sitting in the church waiting for the service to start. But then just as John and Cheryl had said their vows "Oh no, I need to go toilet" "Just hang on Joshua" I whispered through gritted teeth. "but I have to go POOOOOOS" Poos is in capitals because it was said very loudly. I quickly ushered him off to the toilet which unfortunately is at the front of the church (bad, bad, bad design people) His lordship sat on the toilet and gave a botty rumble and announced he was finished. Grrr he could have done that sitting on Daddy's lap! We crept back in as they were exchanging rings and thinking to cause the least amount of disturbance I sat down in the choir stalls with Joshua. Big mistake. "I want my Daddy. " "Shhh Joshua"...."But I just want my Daddddddddddddddy" Arrghhhh we made the dash, dumped Joshua on Daddy's lap and then I tried to diappear into the seat. John and Cheryl, we are truly sorry for the disruption... thanks for being such great sports.
Strange but true. .... Joshua also felt the call off nature as soon as the speeches started at the reception. Grrrrrrrr.
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