Funnies

Here are a few short funnies from Joshua.

FLASH...
Granny complimented Joshua on his "flash gumboots" to which he responded "No, they aren't flashing."

MARK...
Joshua was talking away to himself while I prepared food for a BBQ in the weekend. "Who are you talking to?" I asked. "That little boy there. Mark" he replied. Hmmm so Mark is not just a preschool I.F. (imaginery friend) He is a home-based I.F. now too. Joshua took his hand and ran off to play. Should I be concerned about the large number of I.F.s in Joshua's brain?

TEDDY...
Joshua got a new teddy yesterday from a guy Brian fixed a computer for. Daddy gave it to Joshua and asked what the teddy bear's name was. Brian then popped into the kitchen and as he walked back into the lounge he overheard Joshua say "Teddy bear, what is your name?”