Third nipple

Joshua likes to name all the parts of the body and takes particular enjoyment out of proclaiming "Joshua's got NIPPLES" very loudly. So last week when Michelle was drying Joshua in the lounge after his bath I wasn't surprised to hear him chattering on about nipples but I thought I better rescue poor Michelle from this awkward topic of conversation. Imagine my surprise when I heard Joshua announce "joshua got another nipple. Three nipples" Don't panic, it turns out that the third one was actually a mosquito bite!